In which Our Hero takes a road trip and almost learns that Girls Are People, Too! The set-up and stylistic points are charming, but I seriously would have preferred to read an entire book about Our Hero's slacker, Muslim, wannabe ladies' man sidekick. Our Hero is supposed to be annoying, but I often questioned my desire to keep reading a book about someone so annoying. Hassan kept dragging me back in, though. Hassan 4 Life, y'all.